and why exactly are lockers in America such a big deal? I'm from Poland and almost in every high school we have lockers, and bottom lockers are used as often as top ones.

but the bridge one is actually a brilliant idea. imagine truck or bus driver not knowing how high is the bridge and if he can fit under

I've seen this many times already, but it always makes me laugh

when I see something like this, my first thought is always that he/she was buying for a group of friends, not just for a one person.

honestly that's exactly how I would read it and not even find something wrong in it

I laughed way too much at this :D