Meatball2012

meatball2012


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Newsflash dipshit 36 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
My friends (one hispanic, one asian) took my phone the other day and I was looking for it when they started giggling so I said “Now listen here buddy” once I realized they took it, cuz that’s a typical phrase I use. They started dying laughing and I was so confused until they sent me this and it made me rethink my entire life.
https://goo.gl/images/BhJb5w
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A pro at work 2 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
I have over 600 wins in 8-ball on game pigeon and I’ve never cheated like this loser
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They drew first blood, noot me 7 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
You’re not wrong. Like I said Rambo may not have been right but he didn’t start it. He was minding his own business and just wanted to go to town for some food
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They drew first blood, noot me 7 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
The thing was that he was arrested for no reason and the police were abusing him for his appearance. Not saying Rambo was right but they did indeed draw first blood
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Tax deductible lies 27 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Plot twist: All politicians lie and no one party is morally superior because they’ve all done shady things to push their agenda.
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Wooah! 8 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
But.. no one expects the Spanish Inquisition..
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These parents make a gouda couple 4 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
How do you accidentally throw a cheese grater?
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PrayPal 5 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
if we want to make a notable difference in society. It’s not our job to judge, but it is our job to love. Funny meme though. 10/10
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PrayPal 5 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
A greater thought would be all the people in the mega-churches become inspired to start homeless shelters or support them. And by support I didn’t mean volunteer once and call it a wrap. Actually investing your time and money into making a difference. It’s not the churchs’ job to solve everything. It’s their job to inspire fellow believers to spread God’s love through their actions outside of church rather than just say God loves you to a stranger and move on with no actions to back up your words. That’s why Christianity has been on such a decline in the modern world. People don’t act out what they believe and are content with being lukewarm in their faith. God even says that being lukewarm is repugnant and he would rather you be hot or cold with your faith. But rightfully so these people get called hypocrites and try so badly to defend themselves when in reality all of us are hypocrites and aren’t made to be perfect. We just need to love everyone and put our communities above ourself
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Fruits and vegetables are good for you 10 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
I would try this but my dad’s a retired cop. I think he might notice..
What a businessman he is 7 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Yeah my friends older brother did this to some rich private school kids with the exact same result.
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It hurts my ass tho 8 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Pretty sure the whole “anal sex doesn’t count as real sex” was just made up in pornos. I love the title tho
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Perfect 12 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
That video had me genuinely crying
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I hate the term 'friendzone' with a passion 12 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
They’re not mutually exclusive.
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Just how 9 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
After a while of being sleep deprived you kinda get used to a constant state of being tired but keep pushing through it.
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Greatest tweet of all time 13 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Call him triple X
Nice 6 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Fact checked this. The population is actually 363,000
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I hope you're cozy in there you piece of shit 17 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
The thing to pull the zipper up is stuck
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This is heartbreaking, mr school, wtf :( 25 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
My school actually does require us to learn a lot of this stuff and the things it didn’t teach me I learned from either my parents or the internet. You can literally learn any of this on the internet.
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Balance 9 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
I also love Eema
Grandma is a traitor! 8 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Ok what I literally have been active on the site every day for months now and have never seen this, and not everyone is active on this site so don’t get all pissy over a repost cuz not everyone would know it’s a repost. Just keep scrolling if you’ve seen it it’s not a big deal that’s my one biggest complaint with this community is y’all get so fussy over a single repost.
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RIP 9 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
People are trying to debunk this but regardless of the details it’s still not a good idea to text and drive cuz this is a genuine possibility.
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Not for the faint of heart 19 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Ass eaters and pineapple pizza eaters are both savages and should be banished from our society
Not for the faint of heart 19 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Savages don’t get upvotes no matter how brave they are.
Superman is scared of false rape accusations, lmao 41 comments
meatball2012 · 6 years ago
Cuz some girls say no and expect the guy to keep chasing them cuz they enjoy it so how the hell are we supposed to know when no actually means no. Quit playin games. If someone doesn’t seem interested I think a little pursuit is still acceptable but if they still show no interest or say no again then that’s when you stop.