Of all the major grain crops, maize had the most intense bout of artificial selection. I imagine the first mesoamerican farmers being like, “ yeah, I bet I could do something with that.” And hundreds of years later collected on that bet.

I will never play chess the same again

My lord, I forgot about that file of Misato jpgs I had on my college computer.

Brokeback mountain

I hate people that believe in themselves and plan logical steps to complete their goals without making poor excuses for their own mistakes.

We need an olympics where athletes can dope up as much as they want so we can see how fast a human can run or how high they can jump.

And I’d do it in a French maid’s uniform too

Mind. Blown.

Let one loose during a preschool recess

That hat looks really good on him

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A banana being pushed into a tulip and squishing the delicate petals and ovaries inside?

Uh oh, here we go again

Nukes were bad but there was a type of logic behind it (confirmation bias).
The firebombings though were totally, fscked up. Even the guy (Curtis Lemay) responsible for coming up with the plan knew he would have been tried for war crimes if the US lost the war.

Don’t do this...don’t give me hope.

Now let’s imagine wizards fairy dusting modern weapons. Forget depleted uranium rounds, how about unicorn hair cored rounds.
Saga of Tanya the Cruel for results.

Could they carry enough ammo to really sway the battles?