Nekkidninja

nekkidninja


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One nation under G...I mean Mao 8 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Dammit, Tiananmen Square is a hoax glass full
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One nation under G...I mean Mao 8 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
I mean glass commie full
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One nation under G...I mean Mao 8 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Sorry, I’m a glass half Pooh kind of guy
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One nation under G...I mean Mao 8 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Makes scheduling cross country online meetings a hell of a lot easier
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Use predictive speech to make a sentence 23 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Catsup
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The ghost is a slow reader 15 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
But reading at different speeds really throws a wrench in the dynamic. Both parties will be frustrated. I’ll get the ghost a subscription to hooked on phonics if that’ll speed it up.
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Guns Don't Kill People, COVID Kills People 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Wait… we can ban COVID?
Do we give it a cease and desist, or do we incinerate everyone who tests positive?
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Smooth brain move there pink man 5 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
So… junior high?
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Baby elephant hiding behind a light pole 14 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Momma’s behind the cameraman.
This is a Blair witch op.
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American vs Japanese 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Both are cool, and a cross over would be lit
I took a macro shot of my bubble coral and now I am sad 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Roxanne’s view during 69
Or a h*ntai weeb 1 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Yeah, I’d bone that.
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Wholesome dad stuff 8 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Frag out
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Disappointed 5 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
Perfect for the peehole
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Adulting just got harder 15 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
I feel you.
Also I feel my knees, lower back, and neck.
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Those bears 2 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
As much as it would be cool if this was correct, it isn’t.
Moar fillosuffee 6 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
Wait, so I can be against abortion and support gun rights at the same time? Or want more green energy and stricter immigration policies as well?
Impossible!!!!
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Those ***s lied to me. 5 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
I’m 5’1” with 3 girlfriends and one boyfriend. Try harder.
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This is why I have trust issues 5 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
You’re hot. Wanna go on a date?
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
Grab my lunch and lunch for lunch and then I’ll be home in a few minutes.
I sound like a pothead.
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First time I cried for a penguin 3 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
Grape-kun RIP
Sneaky todd 5 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
They are just playing themselves again. Like with the one child policy that came back to bite them decades later.
Craft fair where I live 3 comments
nekkidninja · 3 years ago
I’d simp