Nekkidninja

nekkidninja


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Your mum giving birth to you was an L 4 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Easiest maze ever, what the hell.
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I was there 3000 years ago 3 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Still have key chain version at my parents house.
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Who was he? 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Michael Collins right?
The Uber driver that drove them back home and set the record for being the farthest away from home.
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It isn't that we're too lazy to learn other languages, it's just unnecessary in even the 16 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
But we can still talk behind their backs right in front of them.
*Damn, that big nose has got a fine rack!*
•Man I’d love to tickle the back of her incisors with my ding a ling!*
My slanty eyes also makes it hard to tell what I’m staring at.
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Becoming whoever would have saved you 8 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Prostitutes then lead the most fulfilling lives.
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You're killin me, pilgrim 10 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Ohh, that makes sense. So that’s why they used a Chinese chick in Mulan instead of (popular starlet of that period).
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Flex 6 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Still love the M-14, but the FAL was a game changer.
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Look after your mental health 10 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
If the girl had a glass earlier, he can still get a drink.
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Movie narrator: "After centuries of war...." but in real life. China's military 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Then the Xiongnu would have assimilated into the Han culture like so many other northern tribes that had conquered the Chinese. Because, you know, LUXURY.
The Non-Essential Artist 7 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
I’d say farmer should top the most essential jobs.
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Trap the Mouse 6 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Cthulhu: Finally, a worthy opponent.
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Stupid modern gender norms 23 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Then we should be able to carry swords and challenge others to duels for affronts to honor.
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Modern Health Advice 3 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Yes, playing paintball outside with friends is healthy.
I guess it ends with me huh 4 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Alcohol really balances the playing field
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Ah, paradoxes. Aren’t they fun? 10 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
I only know the myth where he abandons Ariadne and forgets to change the color of the ship’s sails so his dad yeets himself off a cliff.
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Dark Souls players are screwed 28 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Star Wars : Empire at war awakening of the rebellion mod. ( praying for plot armor)
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Evolutionary dead end 33 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Attacking anyone brandishing a firearm with a melee weapon is dumbfounding.
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Making electricity more expensive only hurts the poor 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Thorium is the way to go.
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All hail Cthulhu 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Phew, so my fetish has a solid mathematical proof behind it.
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They were lying 9 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
What’s a male Karen called?
Hope you get your Christmas shopping done early 3 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Been lowering my expectations every cycle since ‘84. And they keep delivering.
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Smarter than the average bear 2 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
It’s yogi
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The ghost is a slow reader 15 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Warthog? Heh, you and your imaginary creatures. Let’s call it a chupacabra!
The ghost is a slow reader 15 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Looks more like a puma
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One nation under G...I mean Mao 8 comments
nekkidninja · 2 years ago
Stupid autocorrect
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