What a waste of perfectly good ice cream.

The true definition of "fucking stupid" is having sex with Sarah Palin.

Yeah, right

Also known as Catch 22

In addition to rain over the coffee, it also "rains" over the saucer and table.

It's my day off and what I do or don't do is nobody's business but my own.

If you're gonna have a crush on her, than you should learn her real name is Melissa Fumero

This is a true story that was reported in 2016.

Generally speaking, if you are having a fuck you are not alone. If you are alone then it is not called fuck.

So rather than ask the stranger to please move, or you changing where you stood, you went ahead and wasted a photo just so you can post it online? You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Yeah they showed up on 9/20/19 making this OLD news.

Freelance artist Tato Herrera

This is real. Started in 2007 and is now 15% complete.

I got 490 ships when I did it.

What the heck is a wahmen? Did you mean women? Not that difficult a word, imho.

You point at what you want, I'll point at what I want.

Mail's here!

The Delorean, lower right.

Disneyland opened on July 17, 1955.

Pickles, much like tomatoes, have no business being on a burger. They only serve as something to make the top bun slide off. Replace tomatoes with ketch-up and put a spear of pickles on the side.