Why does no one have eyebrows in old paintings?

Didn't they use to actually do this but with creaky floorboards?

She is still beautiful. That's just a very unflattering picture of her

Is the disease like the one Drew Barrymore has in 50 first dates?

I'm half spongebob. Not particularly motivated but I'm hopeful my life will turn out all right without me having to actually do anything

The is me. I'm always scared the power will go out and I won't be able to charge it

I killed a tiny little spider today and I felt really bad afterwards. He was just a little spider doing its thing

We /almost/ got a husky last week but we didn't and now I'm sad

This made me laugh more than it probably should have

I saw Finding Dory last night. She was adorable! The voice is the cutest thing ever

I don't hate her but I don't love her either

I hope nobody is offended but can anyone explain what's so great about Beyoncé

The way he holds the phone on landscape bothers me

I saw the video for the first time last year and I was really surprised they were British