Ruined by the inevitable "put a coat on, it's cold"

Someone needs to photoshop this with that Marilyn Monroe still.

*ready for baa-ttle*

To stetle an argument, I once called Blockbuster to find out what the name of that Wesley Snipes Fugitive sequel was called.

Wasn't this in Nebraska?

*Leaves https://youtu.be/PUhuPn8_d0Q here and runs away*

And perfume is not a deodorant.

Or you could just, I don't know, hold the smartphone to your ear.

719-266-2837
The emergency Hall & Oates hotline. Plus, it doesn't have a toll-free area code.

This just makes me want to reread "Stiff" by Mary Roach.

Is that the guy from Ghost?

Ginny

I have a kettle, but I tend to just use the keurig for hot water.

Meanwhile I can't even do snowflakes.

Somebody call Mike Rowe.

The Name of the Wind. American Gods.