Seb Gruc

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Lazy susan 13 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
I mean I'm not sure how efficient that is compared to walking around the table and dropping plates as you go.
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Correct 5 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
"Blonde aussie girl" someone is in denial
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My boyfriend told me he can’t tell the difference when I have makeup on or not 14 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Nah, there's that fine level to find. Like instagram girls that are plastered in makeup to a point that none of their skin is actually in contact with air ? Hard pass. Fake eyebrows ? HAAAARD PASS (seriously, why ???).
But there ain't no denying that lipstick and a bit of mascara / eyeshadow go a looong way.
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Please don't 24 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
He's right tho. As much as I agree that the US voting system is fucked up, its a bit harder than just one citizen one vote. Because then the rural population would get very very under represented. And so their problems would go unheard. And thats no bueno.
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Flashback friday 3 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
It's not about what they were thinking of, it's about the consequences. You're broadcasting a fake "threat" using therms the people MIGHT not know (you cant get through life just fine without knowing what H2O is).
And a fake threat can have dire consequences if panic ensues. So yeah, that's probably what they were prosecuted for. You can't just make up threats and broadcast it and then go "LMAO 'twas but a prank !"
Unuaualsimg ven tee 12 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Exactly. Nowadays people are getting offended for everything because it gets them attention and they don't really have to do anything. Just play the victim card.
Back then the "victim" would have to have the guts to stand there and shoot and get shot at by his "oppressor".
Y'all got some of those pixels 8 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Haha no worries, we tend to forget that storage space and memory are limitting since its not really the case for the isolated user, but its still very much the case for businesses :)
Y'all got some of those pixels 8 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Banks are monitored 24/7. Thats a SHITTON of footage (and therefore storage space) already in low quality. In high quality it becomes insane. There's your answer.
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whoops 3 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Or find friends who have the decency of bringing costumes to a HALLOWEEN party. It doesn't matter how old you are, the party is funnier with crappy costumes.
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Intelligence 2 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
"Our program froze. But he did that because it was too smart." -- me first year of computer science class.
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A guy at out office won the cubicle decorating contest this holiday season (first time a 2 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
That guy was given the opportunity to get himself a fully private space, and he took it. I respect that.
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Truckers trying to keep a man from jumping 3 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
yeah but imagine a 130km/h coming when he jumps. And imagine the poor driver :/
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Just go straight to marriage 13 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
So is that a soft no on anal then ?
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Smells like Parkinson's 12 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Well that's how harry discovered he could talk to snakes so... seems legit.
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Simple solution 14 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
You gotta focus on the bright side of things. At least you didn't learn it while in the middle of a distance run.
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When coder write code. 4 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
To be fair, in uni I very rarely commented. Projects were bullshit, and I can remember the two / three projects I have in parallel and know what my code does for the semester duration.
Not my part ? not my problem. (kinda, obviously we had an understanding of the overall code of each other) The code works, we pass tests and benchmarks, the teacher isnt going to have fun reading the code of EVERY GROUP.
The semester ends, noone cares about this project anymore, so it doesnt matter that i have no clue what it does.
Now that im working.... boy that shit better be commented
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It's still kind of a ring, right? 7 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Well I can't afford to take her to Saturne...
It's as simple as that 9 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Then don't use youtube ? Pay for youtube red ? Servers and stuff cost money. Money comes from ads if youre not paying.
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Runs in the family 11 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Don't worry, I think most people have a strict policy that involves cuddling none of the tarantulas that they find.
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Celebrity asking how much their supporters make to make the tickets affordable 10 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
The fuck are you downvoting for ? Hes mathematically correct. May not be the best kind of correct, but its up there.
And although you can consider what ilikemoderation said, which is that she is looking to maximize profit while remaining withing the budget of her supporters, the key word is MAXIMIZE. She is looking to price the tickets as expensive as possible WITHIN the budget of her supporters (which is an exercise in which you do need to know how much people make).
(please note im just saying this is a question of maximization, NOT minimization, without judgement. minimazing profit would make no sense, and its all about finding that balance between your supporters budget, and your profit margin.)
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Bullied 7-year-old finds a cat with the same rare eye condition and cleft lip 4 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
That kid will be bullied now, but will be a hit with the ladies in a few years. Stay strong kiddo, it gets better.
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Same time Different wings position in the mirror 7 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
I hope youre joking because it was half a meme for a while, but pretty sure SOME people believed it.
Light travels at 3.0*10^8 m/s. In this scenario the light has to travel maybe 10cm more in the path from the reflexion compared to the direct path. So it would take the light an extra 3.0*10^-10 seconds. Thats not even a BILLIONTH of a second.
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Choose which button to press 30 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Noone said I could only press one. Im smashing all of them and figure out whats what later.
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School vs. College 17 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
There was no tweet of this conversation, hence it appears trump was not involved.
Also, combo breaker.
This is so true 10 comments
poopun · 5 years ago
Well i bite my nails quite a lot, so I can see how someone would be 'I WANT THAT BIG ASS NAIL'. That being said, it doesnt help with the ladies.
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