reverend_meta
Born at a young age, I quickly grew in to a giant two-eyed dwarf with a heart of muscle tissue and a love of terrible black metal & xbox. based in TX, 'Murica
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total spies 33 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I had a crush on Brandy even though she was a jerk.
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When textbooks provide light entertainment 10 comments
When textbooks provide light entertainment 10 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Any and all female medical students are welcome to practice on me, I would never stand in the way of furthering the education of intelligent, ambitious ladies. :3
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boobs ARE great 16 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
If you're tired of managing them, I could hold on to em for a bit and
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I don't even know what this means 11 comments
Oh, I'm going to animals 9 comments
This sloth knows what he's talking about! 4 comments
Stupid people everywhere 24 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Don't judge us 'till you've flipped a banjo and made it bite the pillow.
Haha I love funsubstance 13 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Side effects include itching, burning, stinging and soreness. A small percentage of patients experienced suicidal thoughts. If you or someone you love has these thoughts, be sure to ask your doctor.
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Yup$$$ 3 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Albert Einstein — 'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.'
I need clarification: does this actually happen? 91 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Untrained yokel? Last I saw, my nearest whale-mart had FOUR different gun magazines in the rack. I'm not in to boomsticks myself but the people that are around here know their stuff.
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Oh sheldon 10 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I'm not a gambler but I'd put my money on The Mountain if he and Sheldon went to fisticuffs.
Sean connery pun 4 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
"I forget how the rest of the joke goes but YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE, TREBEK! aff haf haff..."
Unfortunate placement 13 comments
You speak the truth, Sofía Vergara 3 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Boobs are like a video game console--it's fun to have your own but it's even better going to a friend's home and playing with theirs!
She is very good 41 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Well done! I will have the Charmander and Amaterasu ones plzkthx. SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Honesty does not always pay off.. 2 comments
Clone him 14 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I am another guy who doesn't mind--if she likes the feel of her freshly shaven legs and does not mind the effort, that is fine, but I don't "require" or expect it. I want her to be comfortable!
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Pretty High... 2 comments
Best April Fools joke 9 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
MAN THE COFFEE IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD TODAY. I THINK I'LL HAVE A THIRD CUP BEFORE I LEAVE. HEY HUN, YOU TRIED THIS COFFEE YET? FUCKING AMAZING.
