reverend_meta
Born at a young age, I quickly grew in to a giant two-eyed dwarf with a heart of muscle tissue and a love of terrible black metal & xbox. based in TX, 'Murica
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How to remember the the first 8 digits of pie 8 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
"Let's see, pi is three-point-one-four-one-five-nine-two... oh look food & water just appeared! I sure am glad I remembered this handy survival tip."
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Candy corn 45 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I am definitely in the "it's disgusting" camp. I can/will fight about this fact.
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A disastrous attempt at baking a cake 16 comments
Wow, I can't wait! 7 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Black Widow looks kind of weird but w/e she changes hair every movie. I'm psyched!
The more you know 18 comments
The swearing clock 2 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
I can't figure out why this is so funny, also I can't quit snickering.
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Why do bulbs flicker? 19 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
Oh no! Not the sash-singing ha- the hash shling has- the shash hingling...
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Somethings fishy 11 comments
Classic joey 10 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
A wise person once said, "Boobs are like a video game console--it's fun to have your own, but way better to go to a friend's house and play with theirs."
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Oh the Irony 9 comments
This is my kind of office 2 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
*was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks*
*died of coronary (heart attack)*
--> moral of the story: don't work too hard nobody notices anyway
*died of coronary (heart attack)*
--> moral of the story: don't work too hard nobody notices anyway
Honestly, ladies 3 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
You should've grabbed 2 or 3 more crack cocaines! The giftcard isn't cash-redeemable and the return policy SUCKS.
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Sentry gun 3 comments
Why watch any other shows when you have everything in GOT? 11 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
GoT = excellent books, and the only TV show I would watch over playing a video game.
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Ok america, stop it 71 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
uh brethilwen you might not want to type that so loudly, the guys with the sunglasses and earbuds might come knocking...
You never dine alone 14 comments
"Sketchass Arachnofondler" 3 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
"Did you guys catch Sketchass Arachnofondler at the Cave last Saturday?? It was crazy!"
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Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again 10 comments
we need more peen 5 comments
The way we spend our money 2 comments
Wonder Woman has big boob problems 2 comments
reverend_meta
· 9 years ago
it's kind of like #firstworldproblems .... #bigboobproblems definitely needs to be a new hot trending hashtag
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Texas police 7 comments
