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Uncle wears a princess gown to go see Cinderella because his niece was too scared to 7 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Sweet. But he should have followed it through with more appropriate footwear lol
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I would pay good money to see this guy get the shit kicked out of him. 10 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Sounds like he missed the day(s) the non-physical parts of karate (teachings) were taught? I guess natural born war machines don't need spiritual enlightenment or any of that silly nonsense.
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Teenager Talk in 2018 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Do forget yeet lol
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The teacher asked me to draw a banana with an animal... She didn't like it... Do you? 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
If we can have Sharknado, we can have Sharknana.
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I meann 71 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
I'm not trans (nothing against anyone that is) or 5'10 and VS isn't going to hire me either. Boo hoo. lol We have bigger issues in the world, folks.
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Eat the crust! 17 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
I'll eat crust if it's thin, OR if I have marinara or other sauce for dipping. I guess I'm one of those weirdos.
Eat the crust! 17 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
It was understood by all. I think lol
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*Dies before reaching school* 7 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
I have a compromised immune system so I LOVE everyone that gets vaccinated lol Okay, maybe not, but I greatly appreciate the herd!
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Valid reason to get a cat 2 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
What a pretty kitty!
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Anon gets ***blocked 3 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Wedding vowels no less
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This white and red pigeon is prettier than you 11 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Right? I ain't even mad :)
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Under no circumstances is the okay 3 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Maybe you should patent that idea lol
Dug the Dinosaur 4 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
A street near here has a dragon (and now a smaller dragon) they dress up for all the events. I don't know his name. We just call him the Cherry St. Dragon.
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Always wear it 21 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
If you don't want to wear one, consider being an organ donor please and thank you.
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Don't deserve him 8 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Jared is too pure for this world.
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Only true readers will get this 14 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
I've found a lot of interesting and some "interesting" things inside used books that were bookmarked. Never money though :(
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Designated pickle eater 11 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Years ago after subs...with pickles on the side, the bf did that to me. He's like... we'll go home. You can brush your teeth, and use mouthwash before you can kiss me. Chew gum on the way home lol
I'm lovin' it 5 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Pretty sure Orange knew all along.
I went to a small farm and said "Hello animals" to the animals and they all 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
@acegalaxi I forgot that! (been a realllllly long time since I read it though)
For those who have asthma 5 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
@somebodyiknow can relate. Be well (or as well as you can be; that's my goal lol)
Can't be the only one 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
My first thought. I think they just pout at each other, pose, take pix. Repeat.
1 dress, 6 variations 9 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Yes, I do believe so. Been around for years. I've never tired one though. I can't imagine the mess I'd create lol
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Someone has some explaining to do 4 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
Handsome, albeit pissed off, kitty
English words on japanese t-shirts 6 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
I like the ones that have things like Daffy Duck on them, and it will say Donald Duck on them lol
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Apparently 3 comments
shortiezrevnege · 5 years ago
And he, I mean He, is right.