When you haven't been on funsubstance for a couple hours 4 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
Me right now. But I'm getting closer... lol
I have special eyes 13 comments
Fluffy photogenic angel 5 comments
Fellas, is it gay if the flower is male? 19 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
I can't do this with the bf. It's disrespectful to him. But I will point out hot females. His sense of humor at it though <3
me: omg look at that waitress when she turns around.
me: look at her butt! *glances at the glory*
him: *looks* ok.
me: c'mon that is a nice ass.
him: You want me to go get her number for you?
** See @grimreaper for floral gender questions
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me: omg look at that waitress when she turns around.
me: look at her butt! *glances at the glory*
him: *looks* ok.
me: c'mon that is a nice ass.
him: You want me to go get her number for you?
** See @grimreaper for floral gender questions
Can we do this movie after the Sharknado thing dies? 15 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
I don't care where I live, I'm not taking on a roo. A dead me is not the me I want to be.
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America is just for americans? 7 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
IDK why. This made me laugh ridiculously and does every time I see the words again :D Thanks for that!
Those incredible eyes 7 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
Probably so his heritage can be explained immediately rather than by questions? idk
Everything's better with a hint of mom's love 5 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
I wished that for someone the other day, to swallow glass shards, and he was quite pleased. Was it you!?
Oh, So That's How You Spell It 7 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
My little cousin is named Kornei. I mean, if you're going with a name like Courtney anyway, just spell it Courtney. #nokeychains
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Y'all know what I mean 25 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
There's usually a joke about that in a show with sex phone operators somewhere down the line. She'll be the most unattractive thing talking with a voice that doesn't match lol (line was not a pun btw unless you want it to be)
This guy deserves a press F for respect 3 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
A friend told this joke in a pun chat we have and this was my reply. She didn't appreciate the knowledge. Go figure.
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Etymology is fun 9 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
I'm personally ready for these eggs to dry up, with my womb in pristine condition. Should I be sad about my life now or nah?
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A very powerful ass 5 comments
job 9 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
I feel like that should have been the first thing everyone noticed/said to themselves upon seeing this post.
Problem solving master 7 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
You can tell that's the real reaper because his name says so. It's on the internet, after all.
Full stop 6 comments
The best nails 75 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
Each to their own. I don't even like cutting my nails, much less something requiring upkeep. I'm not so much into natural as I am into low maintenance lol
Kissing cuzzos 6 comments
shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
Sure. Marrying isn't as bad as we think. Doesn't say anything about breeding. #dontdoit
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