signofcrashtest
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Survival of the flutist 11 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
Stagger breathing exists ya know...
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Shots fired 6 comments
has this ever happened to you? 29 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
That's the time when you doodle the teacher in vulgar and profane positions ;) revenge at its finest
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has this ever happened to you? 29 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
That's the time when you doodle the teacher in vulgar and profane positions ;) revenge at its finest
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has this ever happened to you? 29 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
And then the entire class gets in trouble and I'm sitting here like: these fucktards gave the whole class an hour long lecture just because they said one too many yo-mama jokes -_-
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The Penguin Bomb - a flat origami penguin that assembles itself when dropped 18 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
Yeah I know, but the correct term here would be kirigami, not origami. I get where you're coming from though; and sorry for making such a fuss
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The Penguin Bomb - a flat origami penguin that assembles itself when dropped 18 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
That's not how it works. I have European blood, but I can still do origami even though I'm not Japanese
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The Penguin Bomb - a flat origami penguin that assembles itself when dropped 18 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
This isn't origami though. When doing origami, you cannot cut or glue the paper, and it's pretty obvious that they cut it.
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baristas are required not to spell right 4 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
Cups are red,
Caffeine is fun,
There's someone under the counter
With a gun.
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Caffeine is fun,
There's someone under the counter
With a gun.
So fu*king true 45 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
@chilledtothebone
But you're a virgin, so I don't really think you can say that :p
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But you're a virgin, so I don't really think you can say that :p
To all those need it 5 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
Yellow is actually the opposite of yellow ( I know this reply is a year later, but my inner artist is nagging me)
They are just bitter about getting old 15 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
I'm the age group that fidget spinners generally apply to, and yet I think that they're plain stupid, and the clamor of metallic whirring can actually be really distracting during class.
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Or Detroit, either works 4 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
I live in Detroit, and yeah, there are a lot of sketchy areas. But, it's getting a ton better and as long as you stay in the safer areas, you'll be pretty much good to go. There are bad parts of every big city, that's just how it works. And coming from a Detroiter, there are a lot of great things about our city that people just can't see.
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Apology cake 6 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
The cakes (where I live at least) are cheaply made by a major grocery store, not in a handmade quality store, so they taste artificial and plastic-y.
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Apology cake 6 comments
3D printed this doggo to latte. THE FUTURE IS HERE 6 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
Yeah, I guess. I still think they should've worded it a bit differently though.
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3D printed this doggo to latte. THE FUTURE IS HERE 6 comments
signofcrashtest
· 7 years ago
But 3d printing implies that the object that is printed is three dimensional, when the surface of the coffee is generally flat. Also, 3d printing was a term used for machines building 3d objects by melting plastic strings and layering them, which is completely different from using coffee and cream.
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Sky, imagine, how is the touch? 11 comments
