signofcrashtest

signofcrashtest


A not-so-funny person on a funny website.

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Mom's Christmas Cookies 2 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Wow it’s so nice of her to share her coo recipe!
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Giraffes don't go to work 3 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
It’s at the base of the neck. It would be really weird if humans pushed their ties all the way up
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That's some deep s**t 5 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Man I hate it when my daugjter does that
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The result of taking a panorama while rolling down a hill 5 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Yup, a panorama would be a rectangle anyways, not a square
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Piss 12 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
What the hell is the solid chunk in the drawer?
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Gay 6 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
A girl at her work was named Carl?
Trust 5 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Wow I didn’t think someone would actually reply
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Teach me, yoga sensei! 3 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
I can’t even touch my toes...
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The ultimate punishment 18 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Well, virgins always make the best sacrifices
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We draw lines from pens too 3 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
I carry a box of tissues to dry my tears
Oh nose. 6 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
* oh noose
Alcohol self-intoxication 7 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
At least he won't ever have to buy alcohol
Survival tip #7 5 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
‘you will bleed to die’
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Shades design 2 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Shaign desdes
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Me at the end of this semester 13 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Guys, it’s time to stop. These jokes are falling flat
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Me at the end of this semester 13 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Yeah, school isn’t my... forte
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Whose side are you on? 80 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Negative reinforcement only makes the kid hate the parents and only makes them want to disobey more. Or at least, that’s how I was.
Starting to understand why nobody likes vegans 6 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Honestly, most vegans aren’t like this. But, I don’t think you should force your opinions onto your child anyways.
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These stones 8 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
It’s sea glass
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Why you lyin 12 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Because it's her choice and if you're in a relationship, you should care about her and respect that?
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This robot suitcase with AI chip auto follows its owner 6 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
... and then somebody runs off with it
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title 6 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Apparently the dad isn’t so clever either. It’s “you’re” not “your.”
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Folded over Ritz cracker 4 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
It would probably be really stale at that point
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NO 15 comments
signofcrashtest · 6 years ago
Genuine question here: isn’t gender dysphoria seen as a mental disorder? Not that there’s anything wrong with it, though.
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