Fortuitous ad placement there Yahoo answers

False. What sissy shit is this, aim for the chest and head, produce casualties. Killing isn't necessary if you've effectively disabled your assailant, but I know none of the bombs that were dropped were meant to just injure people.

Good rule of thumb: if you can't tell that you're wearing underwear or not, you messed up.

The Popes cat really let it all get to it's head

Ugh, just had a penicillin shot flash back. Leave's a lump in your ass the size of a golf ball and you have to sit down to rock back and forth so it gets worked into the muscle

Don't know about the whole town, a bunch of drunks at the bar though... wait, did Disney teach me to go to the bar to lift my spirits?

"You fucking walnuts" may jsut be replacing "fucking muppets" in my vocabulary now

Just kidding, that's not what they said.
I think she's gonna kill the part and outshine joker/Leto

Bill Waterson's kids get it

“All right, they’re on our left, they’re on our right, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us…they can’t get away this time”
– Lewis B. Chesty Puller, USMC

"How many rights should we take from the people?"
Trump: "hella"

I say wed-NEZ-day

France is looking pretty serious, that's a ton of brie

Is @realdonaldtrump really his? If so I hope it's on the playstore

The ever elusive crepe stack

Set during the Nazi occupation...

Time to grab the angle grinder

How the 1% of North Dakotans live