Snailer78

snailer78


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Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes 19 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
No matter where I run, I can never seem to escape that infernal Internet infection called homestuck. Seriously, it's everywhere I look.
Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes 19 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
I've always heard that too, but how the hell would we know that? Have we checked? I thought it was more like a generally accepted idea since nobody can prove otherwise.
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Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes 19 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
I don't think we know the answer to that yet, do we?
Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes 19 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
I feel as though they got one hundred people high and recorded the best things they said.
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On task af 144 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Physics
oh okay 4 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Wouldn't be the first time, either.
oh okay 4 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
But in order to properly put it back you'd have to put it...
Oh no.
OH NO.
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I do NOT recommend doing this! 5 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Yeah, I bet it's almost as surprising that everyone I know and love is a trash can, secretly waiting and biding their time for years for the perfect opportunity to kill me off.
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I do NOT recommend doing this! 5 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
It only works if you stomp on it really hard, though.
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Ultraviolet tattoo of the Cheshire Cat 14 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
I really hope that's paint
Comment Yours 36 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
"Good job, you're fired"
I say that anytime somebody tries to do something and totally bumbles it up.
Scary Accurate 22 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
On an iPad that's laying on my bed, so no.
...but I'll like anyway
this is so cute 67 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Dude, I bet so many people would kill for your power.
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this is so cute 67 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Yaaay!! New friend!!
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this is so cute 67 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
In that case, wanna be friends?
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this is so cute 67 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Damn. I don't know whether I want to be your friend or not now. Do I wanna win the lottery or end up in a wheelchair? Hm....
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Through the random button, I hate this on funsubstance 60 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Yeah, I mean, people will still respond to your comment and stuff I guess.
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this is so cute 67 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
So are you, like, just gonna not explain the whole "narrowly avoiding death" thing or...?
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The best gunfight I know 10 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Thanks, I'll look into it.
The best gunfight I know 10 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Where's this from?
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this is so cute 67 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
As soon as I find an ice cream or slushy or smoothie or something that has liquid nitrogen in it, I'll be sure to let you know.
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this is so cute 67 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
I can't get brain freeze, no matter how hard I try.
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Through the random button, I hate this on funsubstance 60 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
It's the thought that counts.
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Through the random button, I hate this on funsubstance 60 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
Yeah, I guess it's hard to readjust after doing something one way for so long. I'm assuming there's some trick to playing wood winds, like how with brass you make tightly-lipped raspberry noises.
Through the random button, I hate this on funsubstance 60 comments
snailer78 · 8 years ago
It's just the concept of reeds that I don't get. No matter how hard I blew into the instrument, hardly any good sound would come out.