I think it's thyme for everyone to stop making these bad puns

Please explain why these pictures arouse you

But how did he know he was gay

I would have a fucking heart attack

Yh you should keep on posting them banana

Lock the cat up and move to another country. It's the only way you'll live

Tbh I prefer a simple round or square cake with frosting or smthing. It looks and tastes better in my opinion.

That would scar me for life

Funsubstance sex education done right

well we all know what the only answer to this is *lights a match*

you wouldnt say that medicine is stopping the process of human revolution by saving the weak ones if one of the weak ones was your family or friend, would you now?

Yh but while youre peeling and eating the banana and waiting for the energy to enter your bloodstream the killer wouldve had time to kill you soooooo i would just take my chances and take the gun or the knife

Imagine accidentaly losing the necklace

IM LITERALLY SO PISSED OFF I STILL DONT GET THIS CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Mrscollector you shouldn't let your husband be like that and tell you what to do in a game

When you're getting a new highscore and you forget anything thats going on in real life

I yarn who I yarn?

For some reason I rlly hate the dad now

I agree. All his songs sound the same

This post is way too old

That's not really racist tho

I didn't know horses could be strippers

But most of the time it sucks

its nice to have a buddy when they make shade