Same as calling men who won't date transgender women transphobic.

So fridges are great hiding spots?

My Chinese girlfriend 3m before the exit "lemme just scoot across these 4 lanes on a massive highway like its fucking nothing"

28 years sober

So that dude in the middle is 91 years old? Where did he live? The fountain of youth?

Young problems

I kill my cigarette with my shoe sole and put it in my pocket. Smell like an ashtray already

Shot, thanks for that

I wasn't prepared for this emotional ambush

I wasn't prepared for this emotional ambush

What are your thoughts on this? I want the telescope built there because it's one of the best places in the world to do so, but I'm not sure how I feel about sacred ground. My culture has no sacred ground so I can't emphasize with the natives

What are your thoughts on this? I want the telescope built there because it's on of the best places in the world to do so, but I'm sure how I feel about sacred ground. My culture has no sacred ground so I can't emphasize with the natives

This has been one of my favorite stories for years

Don't worry bro, that's empirical evidence that she's a heartless hoe.

That's funny because that's a British tank

I wish he was my uncle and I wish he could sing leaves from the vine at my funeral

Live in Beijing now, miss South African garden hose tap water almost more than I miss my family

He's more successful than the author of this post in every way

I fucking hate this.

He had sex with his mother's neck after decapitating her.

Dude is engaged