Gotta shop fast!

Just not crashing into it on arrival, sounds reasonable.

A daiquiri truck would be lovely idea also. Banana and Strawberry could be the flavors a long with others.

His sister?

I never did find the ring movies scary.

Pay full price for 1/2 a pizza get the 2nd 1/2 free!!

We have people like this where I work. I realize they're just trying to be friendly, but my first thought is usually "Why are you telling me this?"

More hijinx at the Antarctic Open.

Quick, remove all sharp objects from Belle's reach!

for ice cream?

Amateur!!

Unfortunately that student's mother called later to say she was dying.

This woman always confused the hell out of me when she called Tom, "Jaspers"

We love our children so much we let then play in the street.

Yes, please take your child to your local shelter to choose the animal they want.

Hollytard

You can satisfy your desire for science on Wikipedia also.

I salute you sir!

These are the same idiots that think "Baby food" is ground up infants!

Brutal, perhaps?

Where I used to work, at a grocery store, those are called "Dump Bins". They are actually supposed to be filled by dumping the product in the various bins. Customer surveys, at least where I worked, did show that customers actually enjoy digging through these for some odd reason.