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t__v__t


Very long time stalker! Like 3-4 yrs of being a guest. But decided to join, so I did. Now hear I am! HELP, I am an old fart living in a young world!

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Yuuuuuup! Mine will make you wither in fear & depression 11 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Awesome way to think!
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Mary Poppins y'all 2 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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When plasma TVs were the rage, and you had to impress your visitors 5 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Had a buddy do this. He recessed his tv into the wall in his living room so he can have more room. But the major problem is the back of it is now taking up almost half of his daughters closet & her room is about 5-10 degrees hotter than the rest of the house cause the heat from the tv builds up in her closet an seeps into her room. Thus warming it up.
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Yuuuuuup! Mine will make you wither in fear & depression 11 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Ya not weird. You are you. An as long as you make yourself happy, then they can kick rocks as far as I care. I don’t let what strangers or coworkers say about me hurt me. My only concern is what my family says an that is limited too. As long as they don’t say they hate me or wish I was never in their life I’m good to go. So please don’t let what others say about you hurt ya. Your true friends will know not to listen to them & will have your back. Actually I take being called weird a compliment. That’s just another word for unique. So he just called you unique. Which is awesome in my book!!!
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Yuuuuuup! Mine will make you wither in fear & depression 11 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
I don’t have FB. I got this from some where else. Some other website.
Dip & twist 10 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Looks like they dipped an onion. That would be some funny ass stuff right there if it was an onion.
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Why doesn't any post starting with 'A Florida Man' ends normally? 6 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
That would deff be an awesome story to tell. There I was just minding my own business, when a shark jumped out of the water an bit my arm clean off. Luckily my badass uncle jumped into the water grabbed the shark. Dragged it on to land. Then a Ranger, shot the shark. My uncle was able to get my arm back from the shark. They brought me to the hospital where they were able to reattach my arm!
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"Can I use your rubber please, I'll only be a second" 2 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
I thought the red thing behind her was part of her hair. I was like what in the hell possessed her to do somethin like that for?
It be your own sometimes 3 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
If she helped carry an bring ya into this world ya can help her by either whoopin or get whooped for 15 mins!! Damn lazy asskids theses days!!!
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I'm your cousin 4 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
@fell_equinox and @xvarnah. What I would love to do is wait a few months then get back in touch with the ones asking for $$ an ask for help. When they ask for $$ just say ya don’t have anymore caus ya spent it all. An then say I thought I’d call you cause I know that you love me anwill help me move even though I don’t have anymore money. Cause ya know they said some type of shit like that to you, when they talked to you askin for $$. Like “hey cuz. I was thinkin about you the other day. So I wanted to get ahold of you cause your my favorite (blank). So I called so-n-so to get your number.” An ya know the rest of the scam. But when they come up with some BS excuse to get out of it just say well damn guess I’ll just get some $$ out of the bank an pay some movers to help ya move. When they ask why you say you were broke anhad no $ just say ya don’t have any on your person cause ya spent it all but ya never said anything about not having anything in the bank!! Boom instant fun/ revenge!!!!
That's a very high limit 4 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
I know they didn’t get it from the Taco Bell in D’Iberville MS! Them SOBs freak the fuck out if ya ask for 6 sauce packs when ya order a 3 taco combo meal. I love the fire sauce an put two on each taco. An hell they sometimes say I gotta pay to get extra. So word of advice just beprepaired for the dipshits to get sauce from the D’Iberville MS Taco Bell!
So close to touching 3 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
AHHH... Thank you for the info!!
So close to touching 3 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Is that JeffreeStar?
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What a businessman he is 7 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
And then everybody clapped an the OP stood up an took a bow. He is the god everyone tries to be like but FAIL cause he can never be copied.
He just looks so fancy 5 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
This is gonna disturbe me so bad that I’m gonna have nightmares for years after this!! All I can see is it running after me with them damn legs an I can’t out run it cause of them damn legs!!!!!!!
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Baby found in car with parents overdosing outside 10 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Thank you!! It’s been a hard road but I know I got it licked. Cause like I said my kids are my everything. I never passed out with them in the car but I passed out with them running loose by them selves in the house when they were daughter 7 an son 5. My daughter just took the roll of a parent an started to raise my son and herself. There’s not a day that goes by an I hate myself for causing her to grow up so fast. But I am lucky that she an my son forgives me an now I tell bring them to place like Disney or universal studios so they can act like kids again. If anybody out there ever needs someone to talk to about addiction please feel free to ask me anything. I’m an open book when it comes to that.
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This had me laughing 1 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Like growing up I hated Tom the cat. Now I can relate, an know why he wants to kill that little shit Jerry!!
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Baby found in car with parents overdosing outside 10 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
This is the second time something like this has been reported to the national news. An the main problem is, this happens waaaaay more than we know about it cause nobody is willing to report them. An it sucks cause the only ones suffering is the children. So if you know someone that is doin this shit ya need to step up an report them. Yeah you maybe called a snitch but it’s better than being informed that the parents let the child die either due to accident, over sun exposure or thousands of other things! So please if ya see this shit an ya know them really well. Tell them they need to clean up or they gonna get called on. I know addiction is very hard to quit. Cause I had to do it or loose my kids. An my kids mean more to me than my life, an drugs, if I haddnt been given an ultimatum I might have killed one or both of them. I’ve been 13yrs sober an NOT gonna go back!!!
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Two baby weasels pose for a photograph 1 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
I hope after the pic was taken the person taking the pic shooed them off the road an made sure they went away from the road.
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We’ve all seen those desks 1 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Why do we even make dipshits like him, popular in the first place? He steals from people all the time, I’ve seen this on YT,. He punches old people, from what I was told. Don’t know if this is true or not,. He shows his junk to people, seen it on YT,. So again why do we make dipshits like this popular
Abraham lincoln 5 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Now that’s all I’m thinking when I look at this pic! Awesome thinking ya had there.
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I wouldn't put it past big-sock makers these days 3 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
DAMN Millennials!! DAMN them all!!!
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I wouldn't put it past big-sock makers these days 3 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Them dang sly SOBs!!! Thank you for pointing this out!! More people need to hear this!! We need to revolt against the corrupt big wig sock makers!!
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Bro, why is my skin itching after swimming? 5 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Awwwww an just think that if they are catching fish that have been eating the stuff that they have been chuming the water with.
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Doing yoga when the cops arrived 3 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Holycow this didn’t happen in FL!!! This happened in New Hampshire!! He was trying to do naked yoga!
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