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t__v__t


Very long time stalker! Like 3-4 yrs of being a guest. But decided to join, so I did. Now hear I am! HELP, I am an old fart living in a young world!

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You never know where your food has been 31 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Ummmmmm I really don’t see a problem with this. Unless she has the gift that keeps on giving that can’t be cured with a pill or Ajax an a brillow pad in the shower.
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Contributing nothing 17 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
@stream_42. Thank you that really means a lot. I can tell you really meant what you said, an that means you really care.
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A's to D's 6 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Well the expert has spoken. Thank you sir for sharing your knowledge.
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Police Brutality 6 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Well back in my day. That was a way to knock the shit outta your buddy’s arm, an get away with it.
An they have that at my kids school. 7 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
SAWEEEEEEET!!!! I know it’s gonna be awesome! Y’all gonna let her use a real pickaxe?
Thanks 7 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Hahahaha! Ya just made me think there’s a devil that’s down there flexin in the mirror all the time. An everybody’s punishment is listening to him brag about how big and strong he is, an how much he can lift. Then on top of that he is calling everybody “bro” and gets right up in people’s face when they can’t life as much as he can and yells “do you even lift bro!!!”
An they have that at my kids school. 7 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Didnt you make a Halloween costume for her one year?
Sniff... sniff.... such beautiful poetry! 11 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Well it sounds like you have some powers that a lot do not have. But being hit with a nugget that was launched out of a high powered nugget factory would be a shitty way to die! An I’m not ashamed of running with that pun either!!
A's to D's 6 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Isn’t she a porn star? Who’s the resident porn expert? I know we have one. I just can’t remember who it is.
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Sniff... sniff.... such beautiful poetry! 11 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Ooooohhh...well I guess that’s just about straight ahead. All ya really need to worry about is the speed it comes out. The harder it goes out the faster you go forward. Does that sound about right with everybody else?
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What happens when horse mates with a corgi 12 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Damnit!! Sorry. I’ll try not to get carried away next time!
What happens when horse mates with a corgi 12 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Now I hope the female was the horse cause if it was the Corgi I’m thinkin she would not be enjoying any of it or live through it. The female horse may not enjoy it but she would live. Or I could be wrong an she die from all the ecstasy the Corgi be laying down. I’m not about to shame a freak!
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Oh the joy of growing up 9 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Shit you made my day when you willin to use your everlasting ATM card on US an then you scrambled my brain with the 411 ya throwing down. I will gladly embrace your metaphysical hug! Bring it on in!!!!
An they have that at my kids school. 7 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
LMAO that’s funny. Maybe you can talk her into doin it for Halloween!! I’m seein what my dad was seeing when I showed him Kris Kris’s vid I had recorded on the ol VHF!!!
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Oh the joy of growing up 9 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
@granlobomalo. WoW just WoW!!! The amount of knowledge you have just bestowed upon me almost made me have a seizure an shit myself, due to the over clocking of my brain! Thank you!!
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Mo' money, less problems for real 14 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Bro/Broette, you do!!
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Mo' money, less problems for real 14 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Well @granlobomalo thank you for willing to lend a hand to your FS family. That’s awesome.
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Sniff... sniff.... such beautiful poetry! 11 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
@granlobomalo. It’s all for SCIENCE!!!!!
@cryoenthusiast. But which way you rotate would depend on if ya have a gifted peen. Cause if ya not paying attention an have it a little off to the left ya could just spin to the right an not go backwards.
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Johnny English's super car 5 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
I’m thinking the same thing. I think it would be awesome to get a beer with him an pick his mind. Cause I read too that he has a masters in electrical engineering an is like you said a motorhead. Also it would not only be a learning experience but a fun one cause I’m willing to bet he is a hoot if ya get some drinks in him.
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Mo' money, less problems for real 14 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Now I deff would not be bitching if I made $75K a year. But Shit 75K a year is almost, I’m saying ALMOST, not enough for today’s market. My parents bought the house I’m living in just before I was born. They paid 52K for it. Now it worth $156K. After Katrina the houses down the road, that were totally destroyed had new ones built back, an they were sold for $200K, pluse or minus couple thousand. I know inflation & deflation happen. But sometimes I’m seeing more inflation happening.
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Sniff... sniff.... such beautiful poetry! 11 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Huh good question.... guess it would depend on how you angled it. Kinda like a gun.
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Married people can related 1 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Yuuuuup, I always use to check with the warden before I did anything with the boys.
An they have that at my kids school. 7 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
My daughter raided my soon to be Ex ollady an my closest for clothes. She said we could supply the whole school for 90s day with all this “old stuff”. I was gonna get mad but I fell asleep.
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I do this all the time taking tests & at work! 18 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
Damn it!! I’m gonna have faith that you an your little ones are gonna be ok. That shit will by pass y’all.
I do this all the time taking tests & at work! 18 comments
t__v__t · 6 years ago
OOOOOOOO @porch_light, you lucky SOB!!