t__v__t
Very long time stalker! Like 3-4 yrs of being a guest. But decided to join, so I did. Now hear I am! HELP, I am an old fart living in a young world!
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If he actually fires that gun, you can kiss that ass goodbye 26 comments
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· 5 years ago
@aviva OOOOOOO great eyes Sis!! An I also see the bipods are right up against her butt. Butt ,<——hehehe, you are correct, cause even though you technically “can” shoot it unassisted, yes he is using her as a prop, Butt, <—— HA still got it, the recoil would deff send the scope into his eye an prob push it into his skull. Thus making him not to smart. But, ya perv ya thought of BUTT didn’t ya?, the way people think now andays I actually wouldn’t be surprised if they still tried it. Look at the dipshits who used a Dessert Eagle .50cal an I think a phone book as a “bulletproof vest” an now olgirl killed her BF. So the pic could be a 50/50 guess on weather they pulled the trigger or not!
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A rabbits final moments in the snow 16 comments
Opal the Affectionate Ball Python 38 comments
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· 5 years ago
My dad had a Ball Python called 8Ball. He had him 12-13yrs from size of a pencil, up to approx 6-7ft. 8 would sit on dads shoulders all day an not poop/pee on him. Everytime dad put him on his shoulders 8 would align his head as if he was looking at him right in the eyes. Inch towards his face, get up to his nose, kiss his nose. An back up, smile then “crawl” around on his shoulders until dad put him up. My baby doc said snakes carry salmonella. Mom FREAKED out, made dad get rid of 8. Dad tried to teach mom that getting Salmonella from 8 was very rare an that he would wash his hands after touching him & not put him on me. Mom said 8 had to go. So my dad gave him to a buddy who had about 60-80 reptiles at his house. Had him until his house burned down, short in heating rock, killing all but 7 :(. 8 was not lucky. Although dad side he wouldn’t put 8 on me. I did have a pic of 8 on dads & my shoulders when mom was not home of course. So he would have a pick of all of us together!
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Say hello to Ben 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
O.M.G!!! I would so get into a wreck with that car just to pet him!! Like ever so softly bump them in the rear, not even hard enough to scratch the car, but enough to let them know I hit them. An then pet him until the cops come an probably arrest me due to trying to get Ben into my car an bring him to the “hospital” cause he is obviously hurt an I feel obligated to bring him there. By myself! An then I’ll feel the I think .05 Amps of 6-8 taser hitting me, multiple times, cause I will not release Ben from my cuddles!!
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Priorities 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
Yeah I actually envy her! She obviously knows what she wants an is doing what makes her happy. She got her stuff all organized and clean. She got it goin on!!
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A rabbits final moments in the snow 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
Heck maybe one day ya need to find him an just lay it on him before he has a chance to know what’s up. Ya might be the one to take the Rap God down! Hehehehe!! That would be some very awesome shit to read about!
Newspaper headline/ TV News @10- Rap God, Eminem, was walking down the street when someone, later identified as Catfluff, jumped out of the bushes an hit RG with some hardcore lyrical bars, that put RG into a comma with swelling of the brain. Catfluff is currently on the loose due to nobody wanting to apprehend due to fear they to will be beat down with such awesome bars!! RG is in stable condition as of this broadcast. Further news at 11!!
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Newspaper headline/ TV News @10- Rap God, Eminem, was walking down the street when someone, later identified as Catfluff, jumped out of the bushes an hit RG with some hardcore lyrical bars, that put RG into a comma with swelling of the brain. Catfluff is currently on the loose due to nobody wanting to apprehend due to fear they to will be beat down with such awesome bars!! RG is in stable condition as of this broadcast. Further news at 11!!
Family in Tepito (MéXico) prayed to Dark Souls figure believing it was la Santa 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
@awake_ash. Did not know that!! Thank you for the lesson! I’m always eagerly ready to learn new info. Especially on certain customs on other countries. An I too am pissed off with ya, cause if I was use to something done a certain way all my life an then people else where decide to change it cause they think it needs to be done their way or they just change it cause they didn’t want to look up how to do it or they do it another way out of spite, which would piss me off the MOST!!!!!! Again thank you for the awesome info into the world of TACOs!!
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A rabbits final moments in the snow 16 comments
Family in Tepito (MéXico) prayed to Dark Souls figure believing it was la Santa 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
I can see how they did it. I mean she almost looks identical to her. From what I Googled, I could be so very wrong an if I am I’m sorry! But if not she could be her sister!!
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He is executed 2 comments
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· 5 years ago
Oh SHIT!!! Poor dude prob not only got killed but his whole family did too if they saw this an of course believed in it cause they prob don’t know about photoshop or anything like that. Poor dude!!
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If he actually fires that gun, you can kiss that ass goodbye 26 comments
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· 5 years ago
@aviva. That’s looks like a Barrett M82 .50Cal. The barrel is not actually sitting on “her”, so she don’t haft to worry about any heat. The stock is. So I’m gonna haft to guess unless she is into some very ruff stuff. She is gonna be in a world of hurt when that thing recoils. I know it didn’t hurt me after I shot one couple of times. But sametime I didn’t put it anywhere near my lady bits. An I used the bipod legs or propped it on something, other than on another human, muchless their reproductive bits. So I don’t know how much vibration/ recoil that thing is gonna produce on her lady bits, after the trigger is pulled. Then again they might be on to something! Hehehehe!!
Teach your children young 17 comments
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· 5 years ago
Yes ma’am that is 100% TRUTH when ya said when caught by an adult, no matter who it was, ya got your butt whooped, even if the pet lit ya up or not! Actually I’d rather got caught by my mom or dad. Cause if I got caught by another adult. I’d not only get a whipping from them. I’d get ANOTHER one from the parent figures when they found out what I did. An it was worse cause now I had done “embarrassed” them cause I “made” another adult whoop me. ANNNNDDD I picked on a defenseless animal. Even if that animal was a 16-18 hand high horse that just about booted me to the moon if it had been 2-3 more nano seconds faster than I was when it kicked at me or 275-350lb pig that almost ate my leg off cause I was crossing its pen when it was eating.
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Teach your children young 17 comments
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· 5 years ago
HELL YEAH GETTEM @celticrose!! I was raised the same way. I poke a dog/cat. They growl/ hiss. Mom,dad or who ever says “you keep it up an they are gonna light you up.” I ignor an do it again. I get my butt lit up from dog/cat. I cry. People say “quit crying. We told you they didn’t like that an we’re gonna light you up if you kept doing it. You didn’t listen so they got ya.” The animals in our family were treated as family. You pick on them an they lit ya up cause they had enough then it was your fault and you got in trouble not the animals. So I’m with @celticrose on this.
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When I see a hot girl 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
Meh.......I guess I’ll take what I can get! Like @cryoenthusiast said. He deff got some confidence. An that is nice to see in a man!
Twitter is a lawless wasteland 7 comments
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· 5 years ago
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A prelude to the real Touch of Death 5 comments
t__v__t
· 5 years ago
OH COME ON!!!! There’s kids on here!! You could have put it under NSFW!! An @grimreaper you.... you.... you look sexy as ever!!
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I'll never step foot on a school ever again! .... *is a teacher* 17 comments
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· 5 years ago
I can tell you are an awesome teacher. Just by the way you handle yourself an style you bring to the table. It would have been awesome to have been taught by you!
I'll never step foot on a school ever again! .... *is a teacher* 17 comments
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· 5 years ago
@funkmasterrex you are such a NUT!! You never cease to not make me smile. I’m feelin down. I log on to FS, find my bud Funk, an BOOM!! You save the day by your awesome off the wall smarts/charm. Please keep being you bro!
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· 5 years ago
I know sis. I’m happy to actually have someone I can share times like this. It feels..... RIGHT!
Guys, it was Pajama's Day at work yesterday 13 comments
*Title goes here* 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
It’s just an observation nothing is gonna come from me saying he is cute. Like really really CUTE!!
THANK YOU MR. WOLF!! 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Ahhhhhh well hope the little turd doesn’t mess with ya anymore. Cause Mr. Wolf ate him!!
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