Lel woops

Just go get a man. Y'all control everything

Oh don't worry about it, I should have put an lol or something in there haha I've never gotten a bald spot from it but I have lost a good chunk of hair from it

I'm a guy so idk about reaching in the purse thing but just turning my head or putting my seat belt on and RIP

Prove it, my night is going wonderfully, actually baby(;

Or you just aren't flexible enough to give signs le that and are jealous. That's why you don't see the humor behind it. Obviously women don't do this. Sheesh

Where have you girls been all my life

Really? I'd kill to be on the end of a splash like that

I second this "YES"

I'm being as straight forward as I can be

I am to the best of my abilities

With all these walls, yeah

Nothing anymore lol

Nothing anymore