All relationships turn into some form of prostitution. Once she thinks that shes got you nailed down, the sex stops. It only happens once the other party does something for the other. "Give me a back rub and I'll do the sex with you." "Clean the bathroom and there might be something in it for you." Women never want sex as a "reward". Their reward is control. So PSA to all the men out there, reverse the roll and stop doing things women want in exchange for sex, their brains will break and they'll start having sex with you like the good ol days when you first got together. You stop doing things for them, the sex will stop, they'll feel like their losing control and presto, the random spontaneous sex will happen again.

I don't wear boxers because my dick isn't even close to being worth $3.

I wouldn't mind being me in a situation like that

*drops mic*

@aviva I know.
And i guess theres no joking with you, but i have no intentions of one night stands with anyone, in my defense, I did say I'd marry her lmao. I am a man that takes responsibility, I cook, clean, the whole 9 yards. I also work 2 jobs and invest money into profitable markets which have yielded much more than I have anticipated. All joking aside, if I keep doing what I'm doing, in 3 to 5 years I won't have to work anymore. I also have no real intentions on meeting my future "soul mate" on any internet platform. I am quite old fashioned in the sense that I believe we as humans need face to face interaction before investing any time into eachother. Especially "romantically".

@aviva that's the only way to stay sane. Build walls. The walls also prevent me from be the victim of wasting anyone's time including my own. So I guess it's good that @juliesmash wont let me smash. Budum tsss

@aviva almost everytime lol no shame. And I wont do sexual favors for money, that's where I draw the line. I also wont be a hitman for hire haha

@aviva money makes the world go round but there are certain things I wouldn't do obviously. But being demeaned by a woman? Shit, might as well get paid for it. Money up front though lmao

@aviva yes, might as well get paid to lose my dignity than let a girl take it from me for free

@aviva well since you put it like that, sure I'll stay. Give me the money and talk me down as much as you want lol

@aviva *facepalms* I'm foreal done here lol

Well if you're still having problems then your adblocker is shit. I don't have any problems

Now it's treat your man right or he'll turn into a woman and look better than you

Star Whores

@aviva don't go and make her feel like I actually care now, that's just mean. Be a better friend. But yes, my social life is dead outside of getting these funds up. As of now though, I've come across lots of free time for the time being

I figured, but not many are just busting my chops on here. I get under peoples skin so I just assumed I did something to offend you at some point lol

@alekazam you mad about something? Lol
@aviva I've been busy lately, between my normal job and my stock investments. Sold quite a few, made some good money, purchased others.
@juliesmash eh, I don't chase. You're not interested, so not anymore. I'll take my tbags elsewhere

:D

Me. Now do the monkey with me

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