Tel Johnson

theboss


I'm a baseball player, and I'm 16. That's about it.

— Tel Johnson Report User
Damn humans 8 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Having thumbs also helps :)
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Damn humans 8 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
While most animals are equipped with cool fur, claws, sharp teeth and other cool things, humans have the best feature of all. Our brains. We have the ability to create claws, whiter coats, and any other thing animals are natrually equipped with. So in my opinion, I think humans are alright. In so far as things such as this, anyway.
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Googled "you can't unsee this" Was not disappointed! 9 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Woah. That's cool!!!
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The more I look at this picture, the funnier it gets 6 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
The guy far left "No! You weren't supposed to be set free!"
Next guy "Nooooooooo!"
3rd guy: "My evil plan has worked, now fly my brave turtle!"
Far right guy "Well I guess it's all for the better anyway..."
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Stop comparing dad 7 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Abraham Lincoln did not attend what you and I refer to as school... He schooled I'm self at home. No school building, no teacher, just him reading a little. So no, he didn't walk 12 miles to school everyday.
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Where is the little bird? 1 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
What is the name of this meme?? I can never find them??
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Scumbag Obama 14 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
The ignorance of nearly all politicians...
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These zombies are seriously nuts 3 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
This is the best picture ever! xD
Warner Bros vs Disney 29 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Melted cheese bread rolls 8 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
So basically, a grilled cheese burrito?
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How I Feel After Reading YouTube Comments 16 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Shut up guest.
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When you first watched the lion king 9 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
:O
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How I Feel After Reading YouTube Comments 16 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Mine wasn't a bad comment. Yours was.
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How I Feel After Reading YouTube Comments 16 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
People put pictures in funsubstance for the enjoyment of others. Not for likes. Now stop posting bad comments.
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Anti-Pervert hairy stockings for women are huge in china right now 18 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
At first glance I thought someone just did a good job making a line between there leg hair and foot. Haha.
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Something is wrong here 46 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
She might be squinting a bit to much.
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Summer season 7 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Just imagine that being said in their voice xD
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Substitute mother 3 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
It took me a minute to realize that it was a fake owl...
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Black Lion 14 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Majestic as fuck.
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Listen here you little shit 37 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
That was incredible.
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FunSubstance Weekly Leaderboard 48 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Ok funsubstance definitly needs to start doing this all the time...
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Gold 7 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Just prop your phone in the direction you want the pic taken, then put it on record, then take a screen shot of the video half way through. No camera man needed. BOOM
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Internet people 10 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Ohh... My bad... Lol
Internet people 10 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Mgoveia, you want to go look at my older comments and see?!
Internet people 10 comments
theboss · 11 years ago
Dude, I started the whole pokey thing! :D