When I tell my friends I'm fine

wtf I thought that was sand

nice round teeth

Its a fucking euro

or they just torment you without you dying

this has nothing to do with grammar, but context

Teens these days don't know how good they've got it with antibiotics. We used to have to die of the plague until it destroyed us

well then how is it innapropriate

How tf did the tomato have that pic as its profile picture if it was taken after he was seen on the train

oh yes the xd is strong

The jaguar grew fur

whomst'd've

2 posts about metric system vs. imperial system in a row

Wtf sounds like Zeus has been sampling

what do you mean "placed comically next to"? she's the dealer!
they never suspect the old ones

That's hot

That episode is too good to be put into words

PORTAL

John Wick's dog

Yeah but they don't need that much air. Other chip brands have less

Damn which one was pregnant

Yeah except humans weren't around at the same time as dinosaurs