Houstonians gonna Houston.

Definitely would prefer this over the implication that his legal name is "Mario Mario".

Might as well forgo removing gluten.at that point.

There's either a garage door hidden somewhere, or they assembled it inside the mall, for those who are still wondering.

Is that supposed to be Data from Star Trek?

The fact that this isn't even remotely a misunderstanding or exaggeration.

He's fine with lettuce though, apparently.

If only because you'd be telling the exact same story the fans have already heard, otherwise.

I hope Eric here explained to his daughter why that's bad business practice.

He looks like an indignant toddler.

And then you randomly get attached to one, and use that for the paid account, if you do decide to continue the subscription.

Took me far too long to realize this is not a play truck.

You're happy to come home to a clean house... but at what cost?

You just need to find people who like your brand of weirdness.

Then you need to take the dog, I'm sorry, bed, to the vet.

The light pollution where I live is just garbage, (ha ha), but damm if the stars that do appear aren't gorgeous.

I'm a woman, and I agree.

Feets!

Slap some plate armor on them, and you get an armadillo.

Bonus points if the married man asks for more.

Yeah... it seems you can just ignore that... it's required for any product that has even only a few molecules, (literally), of the chemical(s).

At least provide a reasonable explanation for it.

Letting Little Debbie run rampant it seems. (Counterpoint: It is now possible to find Magic Spoon in the grocery store... still expensive as hell though.)

I get the joke, but that looks like a good gift for a teacher or something.
Probably should make the books out of wood though.