Jesus here to safe you from your sins 36 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
Cockblock Jesus
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Here's a pun to make your day c: 5 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
The people on the boat have 4 cigarettes at first, when they throw 1 cigarette overboard, they are left with 3 cigarettes. 3 cigarettes are 1 cigarette lighter than 4 cigarettes, thus making the boat a cigarette lighter. A cigarette lighter is used to light cigarettes.
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Things 37 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
No. Just someone that doesn't jump to conclusions. Besides, women can sexually assault men too.
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Things 37 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
Jumping to conclusions? Don't be an immature prick. There are no male pronouns or any form of referral to a male at all in the slide. You shouldn't be on the Internet.
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13 yo Cecil was baited 25 comments
"I found this guy all alone in the grass" 35 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
I'm from Singapore. We don't see squirrels or chipmunks often, or any kind of wildlife, for that matter.
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"I found this guy all alone in the grass" 35 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
You should wait for a while before picking it up. Squirrels often move their babies and considering that they can only move one at a time, the squirrel you picked up may have been the last.
Disclaimer: I am neither a biologist nor a squirrel expert in any way. I read about this information in a nature magazine. However, my memory is not that clear and second hand information is mostly quite unreliable. I might be wrong. You should try and do your research on this. Good luck! C:
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Disclaimer: I am neither a biologist nor a squirrel expert in any way. I read about this information in a nature magazine. However, my memory is not that clear and second hand information is mostly quite unreliable. I might be wrong. You should try and do your research on this. Good luck! C:
This is gross on so many levels 28 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
I like ketchup. I like bananas. But I don't like ketchup on bananas, you feel?
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13 yo Cecil was baited 25 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
I think you misunderstood lindsmolinari's point, I think he/she meant killing for fun. But I definitely agree that hunting for fun is bad though, especially one that is considered a vulnerable species and may possibly die out in the near future.
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Keep em close 14 comments
I laughed harder than I should have at this. xD 15 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
We have an array of third languages we can learn. I take Spanish as my third language in addition to Chinese and English.
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I laughed harder than I should have at this. xD 15 comments
That's about right 11 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
Me watching horror movies:
"Sam and Dean could have solved this sh*t within 10 minutes."
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"Sam and Dean could have solved this sh*t within 10 minutes."
When people say that Donald Trump is going to save this country when he's president 26 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
Furthermore, he has absolutely no respect for the war veterans and people who have dedicated their lives to the country.
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Why I always wanted a sibling 13 comments
So I found out a thing 8 comments
Took me a while 11 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
Not Asian. It's mostly Thailand as sex change is actually quite prominent there.
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Help I think someone just robbed me... 46 comments
When someone religious tries to tell me "Im going to hell" 3 comments
thexguest
· 9 years ago
Theists telling atheists they're going to hell is like a little kid telling an adult that they're not going to get any presents from Santa.
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