Timeless

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Anyone here with foot fetish? 9 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
I pity the doctor in charge of that operation...
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Came from hell 4 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
He looks like one of those feather dusters in Beauty and the Beast
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Crushing a Coke bottle 7 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
Do they also get shorter...?
I'm short enough as it is, I don't need this in my life *drops out*
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Passing on the flame 16 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
Well when did you want to cry?
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Such Frighten 1 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
Hardly worth it. I'm going to hell anyway, I've got nothing left to lose.
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Anyone here with foot fetish? 9 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
How would you even begin fixing that
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Anyway... Wait, what was i talking about? 11 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
People who talk like this are my favorite kind of people
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Roses are red, your money is gone. You'll never find love, forever alone 10 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
Tbh even if I do kiss you there's still a good chance I'm there for the free food
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Hard work pays off 13 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
With daughters that beautiful, why on Earth would you want a son?
My love! 14 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
I know this fact is total bullshit but I really, really wish it was true
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Too edgy? 8 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
Think you're referencing the wrong king there, dude
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This kid's going places 3 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
What, like you don't carry around a lamp with you for emergencies?
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Dwayne Johnson really is an exemplary celeb 7 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
Or make weird memes about themselves
That's what I'd do
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C.K. Louis on p*rn 5 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
You can get away with anything as long as it's for science
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Animal Friendship 7 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
The internet has made me jaded... I was expecting a twist ending where the frog ate the lizard or something. I was pleasantly surprised.
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Puberty 13 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
Sadly I can't afford those prices... I hear Sephora sells a cheaper knock off of that version, maybe I'll invest in that
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Puberty 13 comments
timeless · 7 years ago
I think I downloaded the wrong version of puberty... all it did for me is give me zits. How do I get the one that makes me hot?
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