trustnthngmrmulder
You morons hang vacancy sign on your asses and my foot looks for a room - Red Forman, American patriot
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GOD DAMMIT KAR- SARAH ! 6 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
The best thing I ever heard about alien and/or vampire conspiracies is There might be thousands of space vampires (the worst kind) floating around our stratosphere (they're immortal they can float wherever they want) but since our telescopes are basically mirror based we can't see them!
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and then it ends abruptly before you can 6 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
It's non easier with videos of the song either. I watch all the faces like some crazy bee to recognize band member or an actor while watching their mouth to hear at least one comprehensible word. At least I can record it.
Edible chocolate art supplies, I need this 4 comments
In need of a couch set? 5 comments
Couldn't agree more 16 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
Believe it or not I don't actually grasp what this dude did, but I kinda hate him, I don't know why.
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The difference between people who do bad things and people who are just bad 32 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
All of my pe teachers were blaaatant pedophiles. Disgusting 50yo touching girls, talking us boys in to do the same "What are you, a faggot?". Awful awful memories.
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Modern knife types / blade shapes 5 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
How the hell do you use karambit? This is exactly why I don't want them to ban guns. I'd like to die as quick as I can thank you very much. Preferably of elephants ammo gun shots. Imagine they ban all these knives (and they really can't cause you really need a knife "for disemboweling snails") and leave only the bread knife. Imagine someone killing you with a bread knife. Here they still prefer ammo saving knives and we're almost on a brink of war, again. So please ban the karambits, leave the carabins.
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Drink too much 4 comments
I strongly relate to this child 2 comments
Aren't all horses human? 6 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
To have sex with it? JK. There are mini cows that you can buy (not miniature like in all those futuristic cartoons ),but take good care of them. Those cute horses (they also had 5 toes ) got gigantic cause foxes ate them. But their eyes still see us as giants, I don't know why.
How many remember this? 13 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
Because of eurocentrism I kinda always thought New Year starts in 0 Greenwich England. So Australia goes first? But what about Iran or Venezuela or whatever country that had its own time zone ?or Islam calendar countries or Ethiopia that are stranded in the year 1276? It's not that they have wall street or something, but,were they our last hope? OMG I just remembered, it was actually a bit scary. And we didn't even depend that much on technology. Generation 2k will think we're messing up with them and inventing this stuff, but no. We actually missed all the hype about the coming of the new millennium because of y2k fear (not a small thing, most of the world missed last one cause they "didn't believe in our Lord and savior timezone"so this was our first one,although I heard 999-1000th was much worse being that 999 is backwards 666), but they somehow convinced us that actually 2001 marks 1st year.
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Edited 8 years ago
Who's offending who 70 comments
I'm spontanious 2 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
Name Nenad in Serbian means He surprised us. Most of our twins are called Predrag (Overwhelmingly precious) and Nenad (basically Who da phuck are you?). Talk about twin pressure.
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Did this 100 times 3 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
Beating me with a spoon cause I put the same spoon face down (considered bad luck/car accident omen) #growing up with strict parents
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Some Disney villains 19 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
We don't have cinema in my hometown, the first time I saw most of these was when I smuggled them from Bulgaria in my 6th grade backpack(to resell them, naturally). So they're all the same "age" to me . They're all not in real time anyways, either futuristic or long long time ago, except Dalmatians obviously so I didn't even know the difference. So the joke is on you.
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Dogs stay with humans regardless of their status 10 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
I wonder what they think of them. I mean.. In the stray dogs world.. they're the coolest humans in the entire world. Not those uptight clean not sleeping on the sidewalk people, what's up with them? And also everyone is giving us food, they must be top of the pack. Plus nobody else is going through the garbage, what's wrong with 7 billion retard nongodlikes, what do they eat when they're throwing pizza crust and stuff and live closed.
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Spider wearing dewdrop as a fancy hat 2 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
All these "cute" and "in the moment" photos.. They work with people, cause they're not really in the moment but planned... For hours..with the animals.. you really catch them in.. you know... guard (and pants if they had any) off, literally. This spidey man probably takes a leak and/or breakfast and was watching that sexy spiderette on the other flower. At the same time. And you scared a living shit out of him. He's uncomfortable numb. He's not "posing" cute. That's not cool man. Nobody would think it's sweet if creepy voyeur took photos of you fapping on the toilet to a sandwich you are eating and scaring you shitless.
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The Simpsons can predict the future 9 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
How would they guess fonts and colours and all that on trumps campaign banners seen on this microphone stand in front of him... If they didn't see it first. They're just quick and people are... well, slow. That's precisely the point of being up to date with situational comedy. Be quick.
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Outrageously betrayed dog. 1 comments
Absolutely me. 2 comments
trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
I'd paint it (with safe colours, naturally) in shiny bug green or spotty mushroom red as nature intended for dangerous creatures. Maybe fire around its snout.
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