It took me a while to remember who's who in the jong family cause I thought he's Kim Jong the first and his father is Kim Jong the second (I read Il as II - Roman number two)

Why would you get NICE in shower?

I noticed there's always someone missing. Did you train your pets to use cameras?

This is why men fake orgasms when you finally "persuade" them to make kids. You barely made it to your own flat and she wants to be a mother cause the clock is ticking. Well, you should've have kids when you were 18 y.o. I wouldn't mind another man's child, it'd be in highschool in time I would use to change diapers of my "squirt", 2021.

Ma mož mu popušite pod prozor (mislim na Obamu). You putinists are the scummiest scum of the world. Go to hiddenlol. I'd never give Obamica for any of these bozos. If you put some gentlemen generals from WWI I'd give it a thought, but these dingleberries...

This is a "top" and it's too sexy

I don't get it (but I laughed nevertheless, because of the happiness of the guy in the last frame )

I'm totally for it.

Haha yes. I say You think that strikes me as a bad thing? a lot.

Maybe this ghost is electrocuted on the chair for crimes he didn't commit, and his name is Mr. Hugs.

Who-what, what's the difference?

Cuteness overload overlord

Ohmygod I looove donkeys so fucking much. I would form a guerrilla unit to shoot people on the spot I can't believe they're skinning them with boiling water in the middle of the street in some Asian countries.

Speaking from a country that received heavy bombing from US of A many many times - we'd need another one if you aren't doing anything important, I volunteer to place big targets. P.S. I'm not sarcastic. Some folks just deserve the bombing. I am sorry for collateral casualties, but I honestly don't believe in "Serb civilians". Kids here are familiar with guns at 10 yo, tops. Our parents had shooting course in elementary school. And our grandparents went to war 10-14 yo. We only recently adopted professionals in army, till few years ago everyone had to go. I shot my first bullets when I was 9 and my cousin (girl) 7. I fell to the ground. If war would start now (and honestly it's on the brinks) people would come for me like they did for my brother, they don't ask you anything. If I die they replace me with farmer,doctor,butcher. Everyone is a warrior. Have you ever experienced a total mobilisation. Two thirds of Serb boys died in WWI

But what about when they invent laser knives that cut AND toast at the same time from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

Wait... Grease them. With their dead mom's fat? We always write numbers on our pigs (and sheep) when we go to a public place, WTF? If it's market place and we sell number 3 and the other three escape nobody looks for numbers... How in the hell would you know there isn't number 5 and 6..and...infinite. you're just satisfied you found 3 of them.

Dogoes also hated 50 shades of gray

I've watched a documentary once about junkies who get by in New York, for example, they go through the garbage near the tea pots store and find a receipt and the girl enters first acting all like she's definitely buying the tea pot, she takes it and "absent mindedly" puts it near the entrance door or something, the boy gets it, goes straight to the complaint department with the receipt and all and takes "his money" back. They died in gutter.

My mother finished her entire school with these (elementary school) . They called them tableaux.

This is almost impossibru today. Also, he looks like he didn't do much with it. Life wasted.