My exact reaction to the exact situation (I was later almost killed)

My exact reaction to the exact situation (I was later almost killed)

Preschool is mandatory here (Croatia, where the boy is from) so transferring from careless preschool to learning shit is the worst day of all

I see a movie. In some clinic on some deserted island in Japan, patients who fell into coma in various times, wake up at the same time. One of them, afraid of all the advance of the technology, and... Idk... women head of hospital thinks they took over the world, so he kills all of the staff, and then coma communists fight coma republicans, and north Vietnamese fight south and..

Hahaha (sorry for the laughter) this is the greatest "when life gives you lemons.. " I ever heard!!!

You're all so funny. I see you haven't been in recent quarrels with another nation. "In 20 years "Turks"(derogatory term for all the Muslims)will take over the world and soon enough we'll have butt sniffers (Muslim prayers)all around we must scare them off, by being unkind to any of "our" Muslims (forcing them to "get back to their grandparents faith")", "Genocides didn't happen, we simply retook our old fatherland (northern half of Albania, sovereign country(??!) killing tens of thousands even hundreds of thousands mostly civilians,they had it coming)", "Macedonians are just south Serbs, just integrate them" -my own history teachers(male and female)! They used to bully me for not writing Cyrillic. "Gay people are more likely to get aids, if you catch yourself liking Barbie more than transformers, throw them, you're BECOMING gay" ,"Girls in puberty should not provoke boys" -our biology and sociology/psychology teachers! Haha you're so funny.

*century ago isn't that much long ago

I never went into water where I don't h feel the "ground" with my feet, i panic if there's nothing but deepness beneath me ,I'm a good swimmer but I drowned when I was 5 (3 and a half minutes under water) so I need to be able to stand in water, luckily I'm 6ft 7inches. That's probably why I dream of flying a lot.

Like I have time

What do you mean cancelled? What do you mean 17 years? I've been watching same twentyish episodes re-run for 10 years or so on our national television . I thought they haven't made new episode since 2006 . How many episodes are there?

Two guys can make two babies with same woman two months apart and the "second made" can be born prematurely and be the older "twin" and the woman gives birth to African American after the ginger baby and ginger husband is confused. Don't let me start on the congenital undeveloped twins so the mentioned mother has only the vagina of her undeveloped sister (two uteri) so black guy slept with sister's vagina and ginger with her and ginger's son was prematurely first and older and his black cousin got out 5 minutes after him - twin cousins of different origin where older is younger? Nature is weird.

Uhmmm.. hwere can I find this.

I actually do feel comfortable now, thanks.

Don't mean to sound racist but she could've gone to China and find at least 500 people that were born the same day AND looking like her

What a hell man? You need to put it in a girl's (or granny's :( ) stockings. It's never gonna stay in place like this. And you put few pots with several colours and you put lukowitze eggs in all of them (one by one)

And her name is Tits that defy gravity translated to English

I always look three times. Left right and again left cause some car could've come on the left in those 3 seconds. I guess I should look right again in the middle of the street. But why did I look right in the first place. Maybe I should look left in the middle too, and then right again?

Is it legal to lie in court for your spouse in your country? Here it is, even if you swore that you're not going to.

Much like that custom where you break the glass with your foot to see who's gonna take charge in the "house" (if I said something wrong I apologize here they do it for that purpose) whoever chose to be in the front will be the bottom one.