I always get shit for not being assertive enough when really I just can’t help but try and be polite to people and not mean

Just don’t have kids ????‍ populating an already overpopulated world

She’s a disgrace to the Kelsey’s.

Least he looks comfy

I’m gonna have these clouds everywhere in my heaven when I die. Although I’m not religious it’s more like I’ll just playa detailed Minecraft when I pass

I tried making this in primary school. But it was “too complicated”. Plebs.

Working in retail I’ve been thinking of my own TV game show. It’s called “what’s that smell?” Contestants will sit blindfolded and be asked to sniff a rubbish bag filled with meat or fish or whatever that smells. If they ask if it smells like Eggs (for example), the show host will yell “NO! It’s trash!!” And for losing a bag of trash will open above them, drenching them in rubbish of all different kinds..... it’s always trash.

Has to be Darude Sandstorm

First world problem too if you find the right occupations

You didn’t happen to see this on a tumblr post by any means?

I miss this so much. My mum made me throw it out when I was 13. Had it for 3 years

This is so cute, lol

Sam, dean & Cass

Looks like a devils trap from supernatural

He’s the only Indian I like.

I spotted the blind guy reading the newspaper, his side neck?, the bloody handprint on the wall, the woman’s tentacle hand, the bloody pie, the skull tea, idk if the guys mouth in the background is meant to be like that or there’s something behind him? And the eye on the blind guys plate.. looks like a monster underneath the glasses?

When your dog has a foot fetish.

*post Outstanding Move chess guy meme here please*

Why has she changed genders? Do chicken change genders?

They need to actually make him cute for a yes

Actually when you die, your brain still works for a minute or so. So you know you’re dead in that moment

And yet they have guns