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Genius self-sanitizing door handle for toilet 13 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

Nice. We have no-touch toilets, no-touch faucets, no-touch soap dispensers and no-touch hand driers, but you still have to touch the door handle. And the last jackass didn't wash their hands.

Camel went to the barber 6 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

Quick, make it a "Yo, fam" barber meme.

He's the guy from your math problems 6 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

If the average weight of a watermelon is 20 pounds, and you've piled 14 watermelons on him, can he still breath? Show your work.

Playing with shadow art 12 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

That's the best one though.

According to every movie 19 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

Maybe they joined Canada?

Turn signals are optional 12 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

There's also "Tailgating like a tosser", but Audi seems to have stolen it.

If this doesn't get top post I don't know what will 4 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

But 6 eats 9 too...

This tiny milk pot has tiny udders 7 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

I'm not washing that.

Real Heroes don't wear Caps 11 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

You're right, it was a TV ad.

When my friends are supposed to meet me for lunch and no one shows 6 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

New meme! Make it so.

DAY 300 OF YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CUTE!!! WHOOP WHOOP 101 comments

zippytheroach · 9 years ago

Guinea Pigs are great, just post him any time you need a day's photo.