The red pill just makes you smile all the time.

Right?

I can confirm, you have to emulate the cute parts too. Wander casually into the room your girl is in, sit down next to her, boop her nose and then run like a maniac into another room. I guarantee she'll find it hilarious.

*Feels watched*
*Runs under fridge*

What song is this?

This whole post is one giant dad pun...

Presumably the muzzle is so it doesn't attack the handlers and/or innocent bystanders.

He's visiting the US right now, so he's on a lot of people's minds.

Not necessarily. Vegetarians are usually cool with animal foods that don't kill or harm the animal(eggs, milk), but since gelatin contains bone meal(dead animal) they'll usually not eat it.

And Falcons. Who the hell is coming up with the names of wars lately?

Nah, that's just how he rolls.

Yeah, that's not a good deal. Thanks for doing the math.

Dumbleburn!

Why would people hate Lori? Because she though Rick was dead and started over with Shane? Maybe the bottle of abortion pills she immediately threw up?

And was really excited about it afterwards?