
Gently slide her panties to the side 4 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Ah, yes. How long have you been married?
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UNGRATEFUL b*tch 12 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
No, no you don't. It's cute at first, especially when they're a puppy, but after 10 or 15 years you REALLY just want to take a pee alone.
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In light of the new movie 14 comments
Be Mindful Of Your Car Stickers 18 comments
Gonna be a big girl.. 7 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
I'm going to feel stupid for asking this, but what breed does GSP stand for?
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I hate these carts 2 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Adulting tip: grab an empty cart out in the lot when you park and test drive it while walking to the store. If it's a dud, leave it at the door with it's brothers and pick another one.
"superdelegates", "electoral college" 19 comments
A professional for the job 3 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
They really where hunting dogs once, they where used to hunt badgers because they could follow them down the holes.
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Bucket list material! 6 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
Yeah, that one was a let down. All they showed was movie trailers, they never actually showed a full movie. I really wanted to see one of those old, cheesy '50s sci-fi films.
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The dreaded wait 4 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
And the seven business days span two weekend days, so it ends up at nine days total.
Me irl 3 comments
White deer do occur naturally in the wild. They are quite elusive 19 comments
zippytheroach
· 9 years ago
The Cape May County zoo has a whole collection of them, if anyone wants to see.