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Gently slide her panties to the side 4 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Ah, yes. How long have you been married?
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UNGRATEFUL b*tch 12 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
No, no you don't. It's cute at first, especially when they're a puppy, but after 10 or 15 years you REALLY just want to take a pee alone.
In light of the new movie 14 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Well, six books and 56 pages to be exact.
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Be Mindful Of Your Car Stickers 18 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Any twelve year olds on here who can explain this?
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Gonna be a big girl.. 7 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
I'm going to feel stupid for asking this, but what breed does GSP stand for?
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I hate these carts 2 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Adulting tip: grab an empty cart out in the lot when you park and test drive it while walking to the store. If it's a dud, leave it at the door with it's brothers and pick another one.
This is welding well-done 4 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Stainless? Titanium?
"superdelegates", "electoral college" 19 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
They saw Trump coming?
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A professional for the job 3 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
They really where hunting dogs once, they where used to hunt badgers because they could follow them down the holes.
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Bucket list material! 6 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Yeah, that one was a let down. All they showed was movie trailers, they never actually showed a full movie. I really wanted to see one of those old, cheesy '50s sci-fi films.
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For Those People Who Can't Tell The Difference 4 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
You are welcome.
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Dogs: 0 porcupine: 1 10 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
"We're going for a car ride!"
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mofo 3 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Wow, trash talk that would actually be effective.
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The dreaded wait 4 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
And the seven business days span two weekend days, so it ends up at nine days total.
We all have that ONE friend 7 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Oh shit, there's no hot food!
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hmmm 10 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Do it! It comes with a boob wizard!
What a shame 4 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
So they have cock zero then?
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One of the best comedies this century 15 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
His or her's?
"My mum just sent a photo from her recent trip to (I'm assuming) the 1940s" 18 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
So Snape is headmaster, then?
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Gotta try this 5 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
You will never open your jaws again.
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Just a responsible local girl on the metro in Seoul 3 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Seoul Korea? Does she know what it says?
This made me laugh so hard 7 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
April twentieth at Hogwarts.
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For real 11 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
What fountain is this from?
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Me irl 3 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
Damn, I wonder if that would work. It's such a bullshit question.
White deer do occur naturally in the wild. They are quite elusive 19 comments
zippytheroach · 9 years ago
The Cape May County zoo has a whole collection of them, if anyone wants to see.