Have you hit the point where you actually want clothes for Christmas yet? That's a big hit when you realize it.

Dual PS/2 ports, dual serial ports, a parallel port and even a joystick/MIDI port! Smokin...

So where was this guy for the last two weeks? Vacation?

Amazon is actually selling starter packs now.

Except the Y in you should be capitalized and there should be a period after "You're".
I'll see myself out.

This was clearly Bunnicula.

Does he realize how much that class is costing him right now?

If I type in all caps and throw in lots of random curse words to get your attention, please smack me upside the head.

"than you" is in there twice in a row.

Maybe their unemployment is higher then minimum wage? Unemployment payments are based off the salary of your last job, so if you loose a really high paying job unemployment will be far more then minimum wage. Taking the minimum wage job means you are no longer unemployed, so the unemployment stops. Boom! Shitty job with less pay then you where making while unemployed and looking for a good job.

Ever work in a public space? You would be astounded by the stupidity of some people.

*Puts on Mobias sunglasses* What if I told you most of us don't hate police?