Yeah, I imagine the people who didn't have a pen in class are the people who merge in the last ten feet.

You should look into those bags that are meant to be reused. They've got real handles, you don't have to double bag them, and you can get like a dozen things in them. If I do my grocery trip with the reusables, I need four bags tops. With the disposables, it works out to like twenty of the fuckers. And then they breed in the closet when I'm not looking.

You did the math, but didn't see the number.

Which of the gods do you believe in?

Clarification: I hate hearing the same ten Christmas songs for two months.

The right column is on track though, can verify.

No, but he can probably sell the accounts after leveling them up and catching rare Pokemon.

Hey, stop being mean to Boris.

The lunch staff salary comes out of tax already.