
Totes yeet yo 2 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
They where so close. NOT buckling up is yeet.
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Or a toaster. I hate toasters so much 10 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
Oh, I got you. You could give her a nice one as a birthday gift or something, people will gladly accept things as gifts they wouldn't normally buy for themselves. Makes you look like a hero too
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Or a toaster. I hate toasters so much 10 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
Lenovo was selling PCs in 2016 with only 1GB of ram? What the actual fuck?
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These terms are perfectttttt 10 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
Oh, cool. I thought the guy has just mashed up AR-15 and some AK variant in his head.
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Hurry up. They might wake up 2 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
As an American, I got confused by the imperial downvote to metric downvote conversion. It's the Australian one, right? Blue thumb pointing twards the north pole?
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Straight down the middle 75 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
It's not a fish knife, it's a fishe knife. Says so right underneath it. That's why it's so suspicious
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Her majesty 3 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
It's said that she also intentionally dragged the scene out as bit, so the part where Bond looks nervous is just Daniel Craig wondering how to deal with the queen of England forgetting her line. No idea how one would verify that, but I think it's fun head canon.
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Marvelous faltering Lark 2 comments
Wow... My heart 3 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
Every episode is Brain trying to take over the world, and this is Pinky's letter to Santa
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Never buying chips: a tragedy in two acts 6 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
I do the same with cookies. Occasionally someone takes pitty on me and buys me cookies. Angry, resentful snacking occurs.
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Comments are fixed 8 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
It's weird. I can't comment from the main feed, but if I click on a meme title to view just that meme the comment section suddenly works.
This is on mobile btw
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Edited 4 years ago
This is on mobile btw
Snowman on a Soviet scale, circles 1962 2 comments
Small pitching disabling Trout 4 comments
How to infect the world, a guide 5 comments
Sad 7 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
And when they play the music on those shity store announcement speakers, it's like they're trying to ruin it for anyone who's not heard it before.
Give me stupid appliances 2 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
Same. Now that I think about it, I bet commercial appliances built for restaurants don't have that crap. Probably last longer too.
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Folks be like; my Internet slow must be virus 1 comments
zippytheroach
· 4 years ago
This is what I imagine when someone shrugs of preventative maintenance by saying "if it aint broke, don't fix it".
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